Perfect Modern Wife: Escape Isn't on the Chore List (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798291694619)

When successful executive Audrey visits her old friend Jessica at a dating retreat run by their estranged friend-turned-Trad Wife influencer McKinley, she can't help but feel something is off, especially since they won't let her see Jessica until the retreat is over.

The Read in One Sitting Palate Cleanser Thriller That's Breaking BookTok
When successful executive Audrey visits her old friend Jessica at a wellness retreat run by their estranged friend-turned-#tradwife influencer McKinley, she expects organic smoothies and sunset selfies. Instead, she finds McKinley crawling across the kitchen floor at 3 AM, hands raw and bleeding, chanting about being the "perfect modern wife."

An Unhinged Feminist Thriller with Cult Vibes and Dark Satire
This isn't your typical wellness retreat. As Audrey peels back the farm's picture-perfect façade, she uncovers an insidious plot that threatens to trap every woman in its web of mind-bending rituals, sinister "treatments," and cult-like devotion. Part Stepford Wives, part Midsommar - this psychological thriller novella delivers sharp social commentary wrapped in unhinged horror-comedy.

Perfect for readers who devour:

• Feminist thrillers with bite

• Cult psychological thrillers

• Dark satire about modern womanhood

• Quick, bingeable reads that pack a punch

• Social commentary thrillers

Why readers love it:
✓ Binge-worthy one-sitting read (60 pages)
✓ Perfect palate cleanser between heavy reads
✓ Sharp feminist social commentary
✓ Cult thriller vibes with humor
✓ Timely criticism of trad wife culture

Reader Reviews:
"Unhinged in the best way"
"Women's rage wrapped in dark comedy"
"The perfect palate cleanser thriller"
"Read it in one sitting - couldn't put it down"
"Midsommar meets Stepford Wives"

"Kristen Van Nest's novel is DON'T WORRY DARLING meets BLINK TWICE meets... what could be the not so far off future under our current administration. The author offers smart commentary on 'wellness' retreats and the rise of trad wife culture. [...] She's back with a bang, one-liners that belong in a funny horror like BODIES BODIES BODIES, and a much-needed reality check." - Laura Donovan, Business Insider Writer + Author

Pick up your copy of Perfect Modern Wife today and discover why readers call it "addictive," "unputdownable," and "a jaw-dropping ride" from page one.

About the Author
Kristen Van Nest is the acclaimed author of the comedic travel memoir Where to Nest and a viral modern dating humor influencer whose sharp wit and global adventures inform her work. Growing up in the Connecticut suburb where The Stepford Wives was filmed, she witnessed firsthand the pressures of domestic conformity-a perspective further sharpened when her high-school homecoming king married a top "trad wife" farm-living influencer, both experiences fueling the dark domestic suspense of Perfect Modern Wife. With a career spanning New York City marketing, a Fulbright Scholarship in Luxembourg, years working in the wine industry in Shanghai, and now living in the heart of Los Angeles. Van Nest brings an unputdownable twist to every psychological thriller she writes.

Author: Kristen Van Nest
ISBN-13: 9798291694619
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 08/21/2025
Pages: 52
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.18lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.11d