Pointless Conversations: The Collection - Volume 2: The Expendables, The Fifth Element and The Big One (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781789820874)

Pointless Conversations: The Expendables

In yet another absolutely pointless conversation, it's offbeat film references aplenty, with Robin Hood, The Expendables, and some surreal cake talk (that's not just any cake talk... SURREAL CAKE TALK! Yeah!). In store for you this time are:

• Loud explosions and incoherent old men... a better title for The Expendables?
• Was the King of England a lion?
• Maid Marion a child killer? ...Yes!
• What would an Orlando Bloom cake taste like?

Pointless Conversations: The Fifth Element

In this fifth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, the film and cartoon related topics for (not very) serious discussion are Batman button mashing, the Queen atop a robotic polar bear, and of course the insanity which is The Fifth Element.

• Batman button mashing... does every switch in the Batmobile do the same thing?
• Captain Planet gets taken down a peg!
• The Queen on the back of a robotic polar bear?
• Would Bruce Willis spit in Leeloo's face?

Pointless Conversations: The Big One

It's the question that has dogged scholars for a millennia.... what actually happens when you take a poo on the Star Trek Enterprise's holodeck? In the sixth issue of the comic series all about the pointless, it the one that got everyone talking - the Star Trek special!

• Why is there a 'P' in pterodactyl?
• Who cleans the holodeck once you're finished?
• If you eat holo-food, would you do a holo-poo?
• Would you drink Odo?

With a significant amount of offensive content, this collection is not suitable for... anyone.