Queen of Klutz (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781955098472)

Please choose the best phrase to describe Sibby Goldstein's life:

1) Sucky.

2) Really sucky.

3) Major suck-fest.

D) All of the above.

I started my day with a boyfriend and a job. I ended my day with a bottle of tequila. I'll let you connect the dots.

Somehow, I wound up working as a waitress at an Italian restaurant. I have no idea what I'm doing. And I'm not just talkin' about life.

This should be interesting.