Repugnicants: The Wacky World of Republican Politics (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781468127225)

George Won't is the anthesis of George Will. George Will writes for the bastion of the political establishment, The Washington Post. George Won't scribbles at the armory of political irreverence, The Washington Pissed. George Will is the consummate Washington insider. George Won't is the ultimate political outsider. George Will is the master of syntax and grammatical etiquette. George Won't don't give a rats ass about choosing politically correct words. Fact is George Won't don't even care about proper spelling, periods, commas and other etraneous punctuals. George Will was educated in the Ivy League and circulates with aplomb through Washington society circles. George Won't picked up what he knows at Avery's Barber Shop on Fourth Street. "Hell no!"... You'll never see him wearing a tux, 'n you'll never see George Won't sittin' with the power elite at DC dinner parties. George Will wears bowties ... George Won't don't wear no ties. At Georgetown parties George Will knows how to hold utensils all prim and proper. He daintily picks up food for thought and skillfully inserts choice morsels of gossip into his widely read columns. George Won't stuffs food in his mouth with his fingers just like the rest of the locals at the Squat and Gobble in Paint Creek, just outside of town. He listens good to what common folk is saying and somehow works it into wordage that nobody will cherish forever. Don't forget to read the companion book, George Won't authoritative work on the Republican Religion entitled: Repugnicance: The 2012 Version of the Republican Bible Babble. Whatever?