Retro Redneck Voracious B-Girls Ace Their Cognitive Tests (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798295739064)

Bondildo is charged with investigating the escape of Brandon Assman, Nancy Draw, and Julie Garland from Zorro Ranch where Amy Botanglez works. Bondildo brings in Nurse Cindy for interrogation... President Nome has instructed Johnny to round up former President Ball, now a zombie, who has escaped the grave, hopped a train, and may be headed for the Effete Modeling show in Key West...Amy arrives in Florida and secures lodgings in Jizz Lane's boarding house. She makes a new friend: a homeless girl, Wendy, whom she meets in the park. Amy takes Wendy back to the boarding house, much to the consternation of Jizz Lane...

Johnny, Madeline, and Amy head for Al's Nudist Colony outside of Palm Beach where they have nice things, like heavenly goose feather beds... The following morning, they met Iceman, who runs the place for Al Waxner. A mysterious time-traveler, Roy Rutledge, from 21^st-century America who is working for President Nome, shows up at their cottage and proposes he and Johnny rob Mary-Lou-Lou... Roy and Johnny head for Palm Beach to buy burglary tools... Roy steals John Jacob's Buick, stranding Johnny on the outskirts of town where he's picked up by Katie Davy...

The lunacy is on... In these sexy screwball comedies, the played-out drama has nothing to do with earthquakes or hurricanes. The natives are restless. They indulge in personal pleasures of the most intimate variety, such as drinkin', whorin', cheatin', and prevaricatin'. And, by God, nobody had better tell them they can't. The ladies only use their privacy parts when they have to, which is most of the time.