Salty (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780802170347)

Turk Henry is overweight, unemployed, and unafraid to have a cold beer for breakfast. He's also a rock star (the bassist for the defunct megaplatinum-selling Metal Assassin), married to a supermodel, and rich beyond his wildest dreams, and right now his pampered paunch is plopped on the beach in Phuket. Turk has discovered that Thailand is probably the last place a recovering sex addict should go on vacation, yet here he is, surrounded by topless groupies and haunted by the stares of hundreds of luscious bar girls. It is a catalytic environment cranked up to eleven. What would his therapist say? Turk's struggles with monogamy pale beside a greater challenge when his wife is abducted by a group of renegade, shipless Thai pirates. The U.S. government won't help--they suspect the pirates are terrorists--and the law forbids Turk from paying the ransom. As Turk, his life skills limited to playing bass and parrying, navigates the back alleys of Bangkok and the deadly jungles of Southeast Asia to save his wife, Salty heats up and sweats bullets. Featuring skinflint American tourists, topless beaches, a hypochondriac U.S. government agent, suitcases loaded with cash, an overeager full service personal assistant, a horny Australian commando, inventive prostitutes, and an urbane pirate with a fetish for alabaster skin, this is a hilariously entertaining, thoroughly debauched novel--with a happy finish.

Author: Mark Haskell Smith
ISBN-10: 080217034X
ISBN-13: 9780802170347
Publisher: Grove Press, Black Cat
Language: English
Published: 06/10/2007
Pages: 313
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.79lbs
Size: 8.18h x 5.54w x 0.84d

Review Citation(s):
Publishers Weekly 04/02/2007 pg. 39
Kirkus Reviews 04/01/2007 pg. 305
Library Journal 05/01/2007 pg. 76
Booklist 04/01/2007 pg. 29
Entertainment Weekly 06/15/2007 pg. 81