Savannah Said: The Things That Flew Out of My Mouth During 30 Years in Manufacturing (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9798240936210)

Ever feel like your workplace is a well-oiled train wreck? Welcome to the club.

For thirty years, Principal Quality Assurance Analyst Savannah Kimble survived the wild, white-knuckle ride of the American manufacturing floor. In an environment where things are constantly changing but rarely improving, she managed to keep her sanity the only way she knew how: with unfiltered, spontaneous, and razor-sharp allegorical sarcasm.

Savannah Said is a laugh-out-loud, daily devotional of wit for anyone who has ever had to punch a clock, answer to a meathead manager, or juggle running chainsaws at work.

Packed with 365 days of hilarious, cynical, and profoundly true workplace insights, this book turns real blue-collar struggle into brilliant allegorical comedy.

Inside this 365-day guide to workplace survival, you will discover gems like:

The Resource Trap: "You don't get pomegranates from a lemon tree... you get lemons. If you don't want lemons, stop going to the lemon tree."

The Corporate Pivot: "That's like switching a rook for a bishop; you still have the same moves, just in a different direction."

The Reality Check: "We want to be lean... but not so lean that our pants fall down."

The Firefighter Dilemma: "When the house stops burning down... then we can mop the floors."

From navigating corporate heretics and data squirrels to overcoming the absolute terror of public speaking, Savannah delivers an incredibly honest and empowering blueprint for finding your true voice. Whether you are a shop floor machinist, a quality manager, or just someone trying to survive the daily 9-to-5 grind, these daily doses of audacious wisdom will help you look at your career with fresh eyes-and a smirk.

Stop running in circles until you cram your nose into your own caboose. Grab your copy of Savannah Said today and learn to vanquish the workplace darkness with a little bit of shine and a whole lot of shazam!