Sharks Aren't Real (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798232556990)

Did you know that "sharks" are nothing more than Hollywood rubber puppets and Discovery Channel computer graphics? If they were real, producers of Jaws wouldn't have spent millions on a fake monster-they'd have just hired a trainer and rented one from SeaWorld. "Fluffy the Shark" would've been cheaper and way more entertaining.

And don't get me started on "Shark Week." It began as a joke, but the public actually fell for it. Now we're watching CGI fish and listening to surfers who "claim" they were bitten. Sure, buddy-next you'll tell me tornadoes can throw sharks at dairy farmers in South Dakota. (Oh wait, Sharknado already did that.)

This book will finally reveal the truth: Sharks aren't real.