Shitty Resume: The Ultimate Guide to Fake your Profession (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798177282534)

The Ultimate Guide to Faking Your Profession is the translation of the books in Spanish titled, 'Humor de Locos 1 and 3' focused on phrases, expressions, professions, or occupations of a humorous nature (though vulgar on certain occasions). In this case, each profession represents or contains comical elements that are easy to identify. Sarcasm and irony are generally used to channel the joke or the comic essence of each expression. Literal use of words is rare.
I have highlighted the professions or occupations according to the person's gender to which the job title would be more appropriate. Each job or occupation tittle will include a 'W' in parentheses, or an 'M'; the 'W' represents a woman, and the 'M' a man.
I am aware that not all professions or occupations will be understood under the hilarious context in which they were written, but it is enough for me if the reader finds an appropriate profession for their Facebook profile or other social media to thus disorient anyone trying to pry into their private life.
Let it be clear that my intention is not to offend the reader, nor to belittle third-world occupations. Nothing here is substantially offensive; and if it is, it is part of the type of humor being appealed to, as I believe that humor in general, by its nature, will never exist without certain pejorative elements, since human beings innately love insults (when they are not directed at themself) and feel a fascination for them.
Without further ado, take your time reading The Ultimate Guide to Faking Your Profession, and choose the best fake profession or occupation that you like most to thus disorient all those evil scammers who make a living every day stealing and usurping identities on social media.


Author: Jairo E. Lopez
ISBN-13: 9798177282534
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 09/27/2026
Pages: 170
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.52lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.39d