So Ya Wanna Get Divorced?: Court Isn't Your Color (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781971419152)

So Ya Wanna Get Divorced! Court Isn't Your Color is a laugh-out-loud illustrated gag gift for anyone lying awake at 2AM fantasizing about freedom.

Enter the Ghost of Divorce Future - your Charles Dickens-style guide who shows up fabulous, blunt, and ready to drag you on a rhyming tour of your post-divorce life.

Spoiler: it's not brunch and glow-ups.

It's dating disasters.

Custody chaos.

Sexy-ex transformations.

Broke men with baggage.

And someone else helping raise your kids.

Part funny divorce book.

Part breakup gift for women.

Part emotional intervention.

This brutally honest picture book uses bold cartoon illustrations and savage poetry to expose what nobody talks about when you're thinking about divorce: splitting time with your children, explaining everything to family, re-entering the dating pool, co-parenting after divorce, and discovering that "starting over" often comes with lawyers, loneliness, and receding hairlines.

And here's the truth bomb every mom needs to hear:

If you have kids, your husband will probably be married again before the ink on your divorce papers dries.

Not because he found "the one."

Because he needs a wannabe mom.

Someone to pack lunches.

Someone to do pickups.

Someone to sit at school events in your old seat.

This book doesn't shame women for leaving.

It simply shows the full picture.

With humor, heart, and unapologetic honesty, readers are walked through the emotional and financial realities of divorce - while still acknowledging that sometimes leaving is necessary, especially when situations are dark or unsafe.

Think Dr. Seuss meets Judge Judy.

Perfect as a divorce gag gift or funny breakup gift for:

Friends considering divorce

Second bachelorette parties

Sisters googling alimony

Anyone romanticizing single life

Women starting over after divorce

Yourself - because laughter is cheaper than court

From the creator of the So Ya Wanna and Sorry series, this glossy illustrated roast delivers humor with depth, showing both the freedom and the fallout of ending a marriage.

This is not anti-divorce.

It's anti-fantasy.

Buy it for your friend before she files.