So Ya Wanna Sleep with Broke Sperm?: 2 Common Sense Dating Rules That'll Get You the Ring! (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781971419183)

So Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm? is a brutally funny, illustrated dating book that blends dark humor, psychology, history, and hard truth into one unforgettable relationship wake-up call for modern women.

Inspired by the way Charles Dickens used ghosts to scare Scrooge out of greed, this book introduces a chain-smoking ghost grandma who's here to scare women out of low-value dating. Her mission? Expose hookup culture, dismantle modern dating myths, and teach women how to stop giving girlfriend benefits to men who haven't earned husband behavior.

Told in sharp rhymes and paired with luxurious, full-color illustrations, this 68-page satire walks readers through the collapse of traditional dating - from cavemen who hunted mammoths (now men hunt Wi-Fi) to today's swipe culture, where commitment disappeared and situationships became the norm.

Along the way, the ghost roasts everything:

- Hookup culture and ghosting

- Modern feminism and its hidden history

- The science of bonding (dopamine, oxytocin, vasopressin - and why sex affects women differently)

- Why men don't emotionally bond through sex the way women do

- How "equal dating" quietly turned into women doing all the emotional and financial labor

Then comes the knockout: two simple dating rules that flip the power dynamic back where it belongs - forcing men to show effort, consistency, and leadership, while restoring women's standards, self-respect, and leverage.

This isn't soft self-help.

It's savage. It's funny. And it's uncomfortably accurate.

Readers will recognize their own dating disasters in laugh-out-loud poems about:

- Paying for dates while calling it empowerment

- Waiting years for commitment while providing intimacy for free

- Being terrified of seed oils but casual about STDs

- Splitting checks with men who wouldn't dream of treating Margot Robbie that way

Packed with humor, psychology, and cultural commentary, So Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm? is part dating guide, part social satire, and part intervention.

Perfect for:

✔ Women navigating modern dating

✔ Fans of edgy humor and truth-telling books

✔ Readers who loved He's Just Not That Into You but want sharper teeth

✔ Girlfriend gifts, breakup gifts, or personal wake-up calls

✔ Anyone tired of situationships and ready for real commitment

This is Book #6 in the So Ya Wanna series, including:

- So Ya Wanna Marry a Man With Kids

- So Ya Wanna Pay Alimony in Menopause

- So Ya Wanna Be Called a Stepmother

If you're done being the cool girl.

Done splitting checks.

Done giving wife benefits on girlfriend contracts.

This ghost has rules.

Two of them.

And they might finally get you the ring.

���� So Ya Wanna Sleep With Broke Sperm?

Two rules. Endless power. Finally... the ring.