Sorry, Cant Make It: 100 Funny Excuses for Not Going to a Social Event (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798306264318)

Got plans you don't want to keep? You're not alone!

Sorry, Can't Make It is the ultimate collection of laugh-out-loud excuses for escaping any social event with your dignity-and your free time-intact. Whether you're avoiding a boring work party, a never-ending family gathering, or just craving some couch time, this book has you hilariously covered.

From the absurd ("My shadow ditched me, and I can't go out alone") to the all-too-real ("I'm teaching my toaster how to be more reliable"), these excuses will leave your friends amused and you guilt-free.

Inside you will find 100 ridiculously funny ways to say, "Thanks, but no thanks."

Perfect for introverts, comedy enthusiasts, or anyone who's ever needed a solid (or silly) reason to skip out, Sorry, Can't Make It is your go-to guide for social self-care.