Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank: A Slightly Tarnished Southern Belle's Words of Wisdom (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780312339944)

Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:

*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
*ebay addiction and why It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay
*Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
*And so much more!

Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.

Author: Celia Rivenbark
ISBN-10: 0312339941
ISBN-13: 9780312339944
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Language: English
Published: 09/04/2007
Pages: 272
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.75lbs
Size: 8.40h x 5.50w x 0.70d