Subscriber Count Zero: A Sci-Fi Comedy Debut Novel of Engagement Points and Galactic Survival (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798295814242)

Your viewership is zero. Your subscriber count is a joke. And the galaxy just decided to cancel Earth's subscription to existence.

Subscriber Count Zero is a high-octane Sci-Fi Comedy with a LitRPG-lite twist that satirizes the absurdity of the attention economy. In a universe where reality is governed by the Omni-Net, your physical stats are only as good as your latest stream, and "engagement" is the only thing keeping the laws of physics from glitching out.

Arthur "Artie" Pringle is a failing "Let's Play" streamer with exactly one loyal viewer: his mom. But when he accidentally broadcasts a top-secret alien infiltration to a billion bloodthirsty intergalactic viewers, he doesn't just go viral-he becomes the most important human in history.

Now, the Algorithm is in control:

- High Engagement: Grants god-like buffs and "lucky" explosions.

- Low Engagement: Results in "Shadow-Lag" where you physically fade from reality.

- The Ultimate Rule: If the stream ends, Artie dies. If the sub count hits zero, Earth is deleted to make room for a nebula-cloud server farm.

Artie must now navigate a global road trip of "IRL" streams, unboxing alien technology and surviving "community guidelines" enforced by cosmic assassins. He's got no skills, a toaster-shaped drone as a critic, and a "pro-gamer" partner who's actually a government agent tasked with killing him for a 400% engagement spike.

The Season Finale is coming. Earth is currently in last place. And the intergalactic moderators are ready to hit the DELETE key.

A fast-paced, irreverent underdog story perfect for fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl and Starter Villain, Subscriber Count Zero is a hilarious deep-dive into a universe where you're only as alive as your last "Like" and "Follow."

The stream is live. Don't let the count hit zero.

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