Tales From The Toilet: A Comedic Laxative - Book One (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781969709821)

Every bathroom has rules. No one wrote them down. Everyone knows them.

Tales from the Toilet is a comedy series built around one universal truth: bathrooms are where dignity goes to negotiate. Each book is a collection of short stories about the moments no one talks about - the fake flushes, the standoffs, the sounds that can't be taken back, and the desperate return to your seat pretending nothing happened.

Every story is short enough to read during a single visit. Every story features Carl - the mysterious, ever-present bathroom attendant who has been washing his hands at the same sink since before you arrived and will still be there long after you leave. Carl watches. Carl judges. Carl has a file on you. The file has tabs now.

The series spans public restrooms, office bathrooms, gas stations at 2 a.m., airport stalls with screens that judge your hesitation, and eventually places bathrooms have no business being - zombie outbreaks, wizard councils, the end of the world. The setting changes. The stall does not. And Carl expands his jurisdiction.

If you've ever flushed twice and hoped no one noticed, this series is about you.

Wash your hands.

Author: Justin Lampert
ISBN-10: 1969709820
ISBN-13: 9781969709821
Publisher: Lampert & Sons Publishing
Language: English
Published: 02/19/2026
Pages: 146
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.45lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.31d