Tell Tale Pug Tail & Everything Else (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798891863941)

Attaining Nirvana,

isn't my cuppa.

Zen, meditation, Koan,

Groan!!

Yoga and chanting,

is just not my thing.

My only need is to vocalise.

I like discussions,

a chit chat about this and that.

So, I need more than just me.

It's funny how my family finds employment,

at a mere clearing of my throat.

It's an itch,

I need to scratch.

Hence, I write.

I'm mostly just trying to be funny.

If you haven't heard of me,

It's because I really am unknown and quite unauthory.