The Awful Waffle: Hi Cholesterol Humor (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780595317851)

"If only my comic brilliance could be brought to the attention of classy babes like Uma Thurman and Renee Zelweger "

"You gotta quit screwin' around on the Internet and put out a BOOK That's what the classy babes go for - BOOKS "

John Saleeby wrote for the National Lampoon when he was in High School and was a stand up comic in New York in the eighties. But everybody in New York was a stand up comic in the eighties so Saleeby went back to The South where he got a night shift job at a psychiatric hospital and began writing for the Internet humor zine Acid logic. The Awful Waffle is a collection of Saleeby's best Acid Logic material as well as some stuff from a notebook he found in his living room while looking for his copy of that early nineties Playboy with pictures of Drew Barrymore.

"I never did find that Playboy with Drew Barrymore in it."

"You gotta quit looking at pictures of classy babes and put out a BOOK "

"You stole that Playboy from my living room, didn't you?"

"Yeah."