The Baby & The Bathwater (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780615419732)

Bob Prester is a 57 year old pastel colored, African American Shaman with polka dots. He was born in 1955, in Ruanguba, Congo to Pastel colored Conservative Baptist Missionaries. It didn't take Bob long to figure out that his mission, should he choose to accept it, was to study hard and return to Congo one day to save Africa for Jesus. Bob knew he had the perfect set up for his life except for one little question that no one could answer but himself that he kept tripping over: "How important is the truth, anyway?" So Bob dropped out of the Conservative Baptist Missionary College and set off across America alternately looking for, and hiding from the answer to that question. He made a lot of friends and worked at a lot of different jobs before a death forced him to take a peek at the answer. Bob, whose heroes were John Lennon, Paul Simon, and Bob Dylan, decided to join the Marine Corps. The Marines taught Bob the importance of discipline and that he was an alcoholic and a drug addict and kicked him out. Bob began to realize that he needed a female companion or even with his newfound awareness of discipline, alcoholism & drug addiction he was going to loose the will to live. Bob met Sylvia. Bob was very happy. He began looking at the answer to his question on Wednesdays and Fridays and occasionally on Saturdays. Soon Bob began to realize the Truth wasn't just the Most Important Thing, it was the Only Thing. He decided to write a book about it. He really hopes you like it and tell all your friends.