The Dad Joke Treasury: 365+ Days of Groans, Puns and Eyerollers (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798249914493)

The Ultimate Weapon for Every Dad's Arsenal.

You know the feeling. The room goes quiet. Your kids are looking at you. You have one shot to make them roll their eyes so hard they see their own brains.

Are you prepared?

Inside The Dad Joke Treasury, you'll find 400 handcrafted, high-quality (and hilariously low-quality) puns, one-liners, and "groaners." From animal antics to food-themed fun, this book is designed for one purpose: to make you the most pun-derful person in the room.

• 400 Jokes: More material than a fabric store.

• Family Friendly: Safe for kids, though they'll pretend they hate it.

• The Perfect Gift: For new dads, grandpas, or anyone who appreciates a good bad joke.

Warning: Side effects may include heavy sighing and immediate loss of "cool" status.