The Day Job Survival Handbook (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781954158405)

Congrats! And... condolences. You're about to embark on the thrilling adventure of white-collar life: endless emails, relentless calendar invites, and the slow drip of lukewarm coffee straight into your soul. Today you're bright-eyed and eager, tomorrow you're a hollowed-out husk who once dreamed of meaning.

That's where The Day Job Survival Handbook comes in. Having slogged through a parade of gigs, Matt Visconage (UCB, The Onion) has built up the skills-and yes, the bandwidth-to help you endure the work-life balance where work is life and life is work. Packed with tricks to decode office absurdities, this is your only shield against the humiliations of steady employment.

Welcome to cubicle country: a land of passive-aggressive Post-its, meetings-that-should've-been-emails, and the quiet horror of free cake in the break room.

The Day Job Survival Handbook arms you with the wit, wisdom, and mild rebellion you'll need to navigate the corporate jungle-and maybe even survive it.

Grab your coffee, grit your teeth-let's circle back.