The Divorce Diary (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781836156925)

What do you do when your marriage breaks down?

1. Celebrate. 2. Cry into your cereal. 3. Write about it.

A: All of the above.

Welcome to The Divorce Diary. An honest, humorous and heartbreaking account of one man's journey through the jungles of marriage separation. Follow our protagonist as he battles good and evil in search of the Golden Ticket. Hang on. That can't be right. Second chance. Read on as our hero plays all 82 games, and leads the Knicks to the championship. No, that's not it either. Last chance. Accompany Mr Singleton as he vacates the marital home, leaving behind his son and the life he'd built for the past two decades. Laugh aloud as he skips back to his childhood bedroom to ponder life's little mysteries like, Why you never see a dirty Magpie? and, Did you know that BONK is KNOB spelt backwards? Sprinkle in a bit of cringe, top that off with some embarrassing stories from the vault, and Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your best friend.

The Divorce Diary was written longhand over a 12 month period, now fully edited to actually make sense. All names and locations have been changed to protect privacy. Big boy trousers are needed also due to some of the subject matter, and shouldn't be read by persons of a judgmental nature. This is a males side of the story, and I will not stand for fighting and bickering within .the male community. We must stand together and free our married brothers one by one.

(Big Boy trousers not provided.)