The Father Christmas Joke Book for Kids (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781505420906)

Little Johnny: Mum, can I have a cat for Christmas? Mum: No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us What kind of mobile phone does Father Christmas use? Pay as you ho-ho-ho What's it called when you do sums on Christmas Eve? Midnight maths Keep your kids happy over the holidays with this collection of Christmas chuckles old and new. They'll laugh (and you'll groan) at Christmas riddles, funny Christmas carols, things to say about presents they don't like and ways to confuse Father Christmas when he comes down the chimney. The book is aimed at British children but will be enjoyed by anyone who loves Christmas aged 7-70.

Author: Hugh Morrison
ISBN-10: 1505420903
ISBN-13: 9781505420906
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 12/07/2014
Pages: 32
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.13lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.07d