The French Penguin (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798987855959)

Jacques is a deeply troubled penguin who claims to be French. Against the pleas of his friends and family, he sets sail on an iceberg floating to France.

Peter, an American living in Paris, is infatuated with a beautiful waitress named Estelle, who he assumes has lofty French standards that, as an American, he couldn't possibly live up to.

That is, until Jacques comes along, generously teaching Peter everything he knows about the French ways of love.