The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781482348002)

Here are some samples from this entertaining kinky, BDSM book:

* I am Lesbian Domme seeking a willing and compliant pet for use and abuse. I am naturally tanned, with toned legs and a firm ass. My breasts are an ample yet firm 36D. I consider myself to be caring but with an evil and depraved side. I particularly like all things sharp, pointy and very ouchie. For your part you need to be a born woman and open to most things. I also require that you are feminine as butch girls do nothing for Me.

* Male slaves will apply respectfully and expect to be treated like the dogs that they are. You shall explain to me why I should take the time to reply to your pathetic email and why I should waste my time training you.

* I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there.

* I'm seeking a female sub but I'll consider a male if he measure up.

* I am a one girl kinda girl.

* My Dom ties me up and forces me to listen to country music.

* Spread legs not lies.

* 28 year old female sub ready for a meat and greet.

* I'm not fat, I'm cuddly.

* Experienced Dom rejoining the lifestyle. I lost my way and got married.

* I'm a very young 72.

* Sometimes only a spanking will do the job.

Two free bonus books are included in this book (making it a $20.85 value ) Your books are presented in the following order:

1) Cindy's Punishment (Mistress/female slave spanking/domination story.)
2) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ads (For kinky and non-kinky personal ads.)
3) The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads

Publisher's Note: This publication contains explicit sexual content and BDSM related situations.

Author: Phil G
ISBN-10: 1482348004
ISBN-13: 9781482348002
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 02/02/2013
Pages: 34
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.13lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.07d