The Great English Mess: The Queen Who Dances on Thrones: An Unhistorical Fiction Comedy (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798336220858)

In a world where kings play at conquest and Popes dream of crusades, one woman decides it's high time to upend the game-and she does it with a smile sharp enough to slice through chainmail.

Meet lfwynn: a Saxon noblewoman with a talent for making powerful men sweat. What starts as a simple plan to annoy a few rulers (because why not?) quickly escalates into a full-blown campaign of throne-snatching, kingdom-crushing, and rebellion-quashing.

With her signature blend of cunning and sarcasm, lfwynn navigates a world where betrayal is the norm and power is the only currency that counts. From bloody battles to palace intrigues, she's always one step ahead-until, of course, someone thinks they've finally outmaneuvered her. Spoiler: they haven't.

For those who love a tale of sharp wit, deadly politics, and a heroine who knows how to wield a crown as well as a sword, "The Great English Mess: The Queen Who Dances on Thrones" is the story of a woman who didn't just survive the game of thrones-she rewrote the history.