The Hollywood Unmurders (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780990928256)

Join Patch, a cat to die for, as he is embroiled in dangerous times and crimes in La La land.

The old vampire saying, "Life doesn't get any easier after you're dead," nails it for vampire kitty-cat Patch when Meg, his vampire partner, is arrested for murder. When the sun comes up, innocent Meg, locked in a jail cell, will be toast.

Worse, her incarceration means curtains for Patch. Trapped in their apartment, he can't open the refrigerator to get to their V1 Juice (blood), much less open the bottles. Opposable thumbs are so handy.

Meg begs Nick, the cop who nabbed her, to help Patch, but he hates cats. Reciprocally, Meg hates Nick for sending them to their doom, and Patch can't wait to show Nick what claws can do.

And Nick is the only one who can save them.