The Knight of Innocence (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781938888298)

"A few months ago I couldn't pay my electric bill. They cut my power. Anyway, it was cold, and I had a box of Pop-Tarts in the cabinet. It was the only food I had, and I figured I could use the sword to power my toaster. I hooked my jumper cables up to the sword and toaster, and then I put a little will into the sword. My toaster spat white fire, my Pop-Tarts were vaporized, and I learned that science and religion don't mix."

"You used a holy relic, a conduit of mystical power, to run a toaster?" Eden asked.

"I really wanted Pop-Tarts," I said.

"God can't be real. At least not your god. What god would put that kind of power into the hands of an idiot!"

In Baltimore, young people attending illegal raves are being killed by the dozens. The police are baffled by the dismembered bodies, barrels of human blood, and missing persons reports that are piling up. Magical beings are walking the streets, and there is a sorcerer plotting to unleash hell on earth. With Baltimore about to become a playground for demons, the mundane and magical communities turn to the one man in the city sworn to defend them. Michael White isn't the hero you deserve, need, or want, but he is the one willing to work on holidays and weekends. Armed with a magical sword that works when it feels like it, a desert eagle-because he can't hit a target-and a network of friends better suited for the job, can Michael Franklin White prevent an evil wizard from opening a portal to Hell in his city?