The Lady's Home (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781736215036)

It's all fun and games until someone dies in your bed.

Doris, Rita, Lily and Betty share the 'Lady's Home', a graceful old mansion that they are using as a de facto rest home, a place where they can age in comfort and peace.

And for years, that's exactly what they were doing, until Betty began to develop issues that is.

After she has a series of one-night stands that upsets the household, Betty brings home a man who experiences the ultimate happy ending, actually dying while in the act.

Having someone go toes up while you're in bed with them is traumatic enough. However, that trauma is compounded when they realize he wasn't just one more guy looking for fun: he's Ricky Haverill, a major political candidate.

And now he's dead in Betty's bed.

The fallout from this could be catastrophic.

A spur of the moment decision to not call the police leads to a wild road trip from Vermont to Washington D.C. in the vain hope they can somehow just drop him off at the next campaign stop and stay out of it.

But when you have a dead politician and a dildo named Frankie riding shotgun, the trip ends up being anything but sedate.

With people searching for Ricky and the clock ticking, the mission seems doomed.

But never underestimate the power of age and treachery over youth and enthusiasm.