The Legend of Confuse-us: Timeless Bathroom Wisdom from the Ancient Scholar (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781965092729)

2,500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette. To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all-time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all of the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies and more. Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You'll both be glad you did.

Author: Laurence Grant
ISBN-10: 1965092721
ISBN-13: 9781965092729
Publisher: American Real Publishing
Language: English
Published: 11/03/2025
Pages: 254
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.76lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.53d