The Moon Has A Face: Tales From The Whimsical World (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798185368558)

The Moon has always had a face.

Now it has eyes.

When astronomers discover two enormous pupils staring down from the lunar surface, the world immediately does what it does best: panics, argues, forms committees, and sells merchandise.

Dr. Nora Bell insists there must be a scientific explanation. Her assistant, Leo Finch, uploads the first video before she can stop him. Disgraced television host Cal Mercer sees the greatest comeback opportunity in human history. And behavioral linguist Dr. Mina Patel begins to suspect that the Moon is not only alive-it has learned to communicate by watching television, social media, and reaction emojis.

Then the Moon smiles.

Soon it is winking during live broadcasts, rolling its eyes at politicians, mocking military parades, judging international talent shows, and throwing tidal tantrums whenever humanity ignores it.

But beneath the giant faces, terrible jokes, accidental chickens, runaway inflatable ducks, and worldwide chaos lies a stranger truth.

The Moon has been watching Earth for billions of years.

And it is tired of being alone.

The Moon Has a Face is a fast, funny science-fiction comedy about first contact, global panic, loneliness, fame, and what happens when humanity discovers that its closest celestial neighbor has opinions.

Unfortunately for Earth, most of those opinions are visible from space.

Author: Michael James
ISBN-13: 9798185368558
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 07/03/2026
Pages: 276
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.74lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.69d