The Necromancer's Guide to Modern Life (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781508785200)

Vendor: Phinneas Crow
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Format: Paperback
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The Necromancer's Guide to Modern Life

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The Necromancer's Guide to Modern Life

$12.99
Format: Paperback
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Do you sometimes touch dark magics or raise hordes of ravenous, undead minions bent to your unnatural will? Do you enjoy long walks in the graveyard, necrotic flesh, and communing with otherworldly forces? Do you often wonder how to reconcile your eldritch pursuits with this fast-paced, modern world? Then you need The Necromancers Guide to Modern Life! It covers all the basics you need to allow your black radiance to fall across the face of the world. From proper care of your zombies to finding love in the digital age when you have an army of damned souls camped out in the basement of your lair; The Guide shall adorn you with all necessary knowledge. Whether seeking to dominate the mortal realm, play Canasta with fallen angels, or get a good deal on an evil stronghold, The Necromancers Guide can help you live better, live longer, and maximize your wicked potential!

Author: Phinneas Crow
ISBN-10: 1508785201
ISBN-13: 9781508785200
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 04/20/2015
Pages: 298
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.88lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.62d
By Phinneas Crow
By Phinneas Crow
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Phinneas Crow is the slave name of a vessel used shamelessly and recklessly by unknowable forces. He once read most of a book in order to impress a girl and declared, "Any fool can do this!" He went on to pen several unpublished manuscripts and a multitude of poems that overuse the word "forsooth." He is currently single.

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