The Ostrich Farmer (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780984545735)

C. R. Preston is an only child. As such, he does not like to share food, be wrong, or lose at Monopoly. At the tender age of four he learned how to write and immediately began practicing his Nobel Prize acceptance speech. Before becoming a successful writer, C.R. spent two years sleeve-polishing the multiple degrees he earned from University of Toronto. More recently, he married his partner of many years and is no longer living in sin-although their plants didn't quite make it. Due to his overwhelming rise to fame, the writer would like to maintain his whereabouts secret, in order to keep his stalkers at bay.