The Politeness of Princes: And Other School Stories (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781535057479)

The Politeness of Princes

and

Other School Stories

By

P. G. Wodehouse

SHORT STORIES

Chapple, a boy in Seymour's house, has trouble dragging himself out of bed in time for breakfast; sleeping in a small room by himself, he generally arrives just as the other boys are leaving, and has to charm the staff into providing him with food and coffee.

Eventually, Seymour notices his tardiness, and begins to punish him for arriving late. Chapple, taking advice from his friends, tries leaving the sheets off his bed, so the cold will wake him; he pulls them on again and sleeps on. He tries setting his watch ahead; he forgets to wind it and is later than ever. Finally, he tries leaving his blankets off and setting his watch ahead, but wakes far too early.

Taking a stroll round the school to kill time until breakfast, Chapple runs into another boy who is off to do some carpentry; he joins him, but loses track of time in the workshop, and misses breakfast once more.

Chapple is moved into the main dormitory, an older boy taking his place in the small room. He no longer arrives late for breakfast...

CONTENTS

• THE POLITENESS OF PRINCES 1905]
• SHIELDS' AND THE CRICKET CUP 1905]
• AN INTERNATIONAL AFFAIR 1905]
• THE GUARDIAN 1908]
• A CORNER IN LINES 1905]
• THE AUTOGRAPH HUNTERS 1905]
• PILLINGSHOT, DETECTIVE 1910]