The Pornographic Pizza: And Other Vignettes (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780595434749)

Romping through his private and professional lives, a child psychologist culls funny, outrageous and sometimes sad vignettes in which he:

• is spooked by a lump of blue coal
• is involved in a nun's death
• orders up a pornographic pizza
• meets a beady-eyed snowman
• lends Betsy Ross a helping hand
• is outwitted by a raccoon
• treats Santa Claus for a seasonal depression
• conjures up a killer dog as a pet
• resolves a child's birthday dilemma
• is stumped by a locked room murder mystery
• confronts a Latino Santa Claus in a grocery store
• survives in the world of competitive bridge tournaments,

and still has the energy to write more unique and off-beat stories, blending reality with fantasy, in a light-hearted and amusing style.

Author: Robert L. Geiser
ISBN-10: 0595434746
ISBN-13: 9780595434749
Publisher: iUniverse
Language: English
Published: 04/16/2007
Pages: 172
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.57lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.40d