The Sacred Scroll (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781987646849)

The Fair Maiden just wants one thing: the elusive Sacred Scroll. But at the Cypocrite Immigration Orifice, nothing is ever that simple. To get it, she'll have to survive the worst the Orifice has to offer.

A sadistic Troll, who enjoys nothing more than tormenting anyone seeking citizenship. Its extreme and humiliating endurance tests are designed to crush dignity-and make applicants question their very existence.

The Back Office workers, a gaggle of flamboyantly bitchy dudes who show up for work only to blast Manilow songs and hook up with each other, leaving the back-office duties to their... back orifice.

The office tea-boy, José, spices things up with his Mexican flair-but is he in it for a quick fiesta of thrills, or will he disappear before happily-ever-after even has a chance?

And Nitsa, the cruel and sadistic tyrant, who rules the whole dysfunctional joint with an iron... plastic fist, and who would sooner see the Fair Maiden dead than hand over her Sacred Scroll.

And last, bringing his own bizarre brand of magic to the story, the Fair Maiden's unicorn sidekick, who is loyal... mostly-until crocodile shoes, or anything else freaky- distracts him.

The Sacred Scroll - a tale of absurdity, humiliation, and cunning, where only the clever, the mischievous, and the morally flexible survive the madness.