The Scales of Suburbia: Karen's Crusade (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798276941707)

The Scales of Suburbia: Karen's Crusade
Book 2 in the wildly funny alien-in-suburbia series**

Maple Grove's most determined HOA warrior has a new mission: EXPOSE THE MILLERS.
And she will not be stopped-not by sorcery, not by lizards, and definitely not by a goat.

Karen Worthington has always suspected something was off about the Millers. The glowing kids. The strange chanting. The fire that "started itself." The casserole that whispered.

But after the events of Book 1, she is more convinced than ever that her neighbors are hiding a life-altering, civilization-endangering secret.

And she's right.

• Lucifer has moved into their guest room.
• Selena and Kevin are unleashed upon public school.
• And Zara is trying to summon the apocalypse using TikTok.

Every day brings a new catastrophe:

• Selena accidentally becomes queen of the Goths
• Kevin runs for student council on a "goat-friendly" platform
• Lucifer becomes a PTA volunteer
• A TikTok trend opens a literal hell portal
• Cupcakes begin whispering compliments
• Someone summons a snack-demon in the cafeteria

And Karen?
She documents all of it in a binder thicker than a phone book, complete with red-circled screenshots and pie charts labeled WHY THEY'RE ALIENS.

When Karen finally marches into the Miller home with binders A-G, she demands the truth:

"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"

She gets answers.
Just... not the ones she expected.

And before she can prove anything, something far more terrifying descends over Maple Grove-a glowing sigil forming in the sky, an otherworldly arrival that horrifies even Lucifer.

The last line will leave readers desperate for Book 3.

• The Good Place

• Resident Alien

• 3rd Rock From the Sun

• Suburban satire

• Cozy fantasy with chaotic energy

• Comedy with demonic flavor

Discover what happens when one HOA mom goes too far...
and finds herself standing between suburbia and a cosmic threat she never saw coming.