The System Barista (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798276872322)

The Apocalypse is here. And it ordered a double-shot of pain.

Kyle just got fired from his dead-end barista job. Then the sky tore open, the world dissolved into pixels, and the System initialized.

Transported to a brutal Tutorial Dungeon designed to weed out the weak, Kyle expects to die. His stats are garbage. His weapon is a rusty pipe. And while others of the new world are unlocking classes like [Paladin] and [Pyromancer], Kyle unlocks something else entirely.

It all seems like a joke. There's only one thing the System didn't account for: Physics.

With enough pressure, steam cuts through armor like a laser. With the right chemistry, caffeine becomes a high-grade combat buff. And with Beans by Kyle's side, the loot is never far away.

There are no useless classes-only players who haven't figured out how to exploit the game mechanics yet.

Don't miss this hilarious, fast-paced, and crunchy LitRPG adventure. It's packed with unique class progression, clever stat exploits, dungeon crawling, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. An ode to book series like Dungeon Crawler Carl and The Primal Hunter.

Author: K. D. Archer
ISBN-13: 9798276872322
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 12/02/2025
Pages: 168
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.51lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.39d