The Tennis Player's Excuse Handbook: 144 Outrageously Funny Excuses For The Worst Tennis Player You Know (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798343238532)

What is the perfect tennis excuse?

If you're like me, you have played your fair share of great matches, but you've also had those days on court that are so bad that you wonder if tennis really is for you. Days where you need anything to blame other than yourself.

Well, lucky for you, we at the Tennis Player's Excuse Handbook are not only here to embrace the excuses but to help you find the perfect excuse for each specific scenario.

We've compiled a list of 144 fantastic excuses suitable for all players, surfaces and conditions, such as:

• My tennis elbow was flaring up
• I can't play against lefties
• My strings were too loose
• My doubles partner let me down

We don't just focus on the casual tennis player either. Learn about some of the most hilarious real-life excuses used by the pros over the years, with some being so audacious that we can only sit back and admire the boldness to even try them in the first place.

Prepare to become the master of tennis excuses. Never will a bad performance be your fault ever again.

This is the perfect gift for the casual player, just starting on their tennis journey, as well as the seasoned pro who is fed up with the criticism of a bad performance, and everyone in between!

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