The Trinity Witches & The Vitality Engine (Readers Edition): The Trinity Witches Saga (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798246207161)

The Trinity Witches & The Vitality Engine (Readers Edition)
Book one of The Trinity Witches Saga
In a world on the brink of apocalypse, salvation comes with fangs, thighs, and a serious sugar addiction.
Fangtasia the vampire witch has empty funbags, a filthy mouth, and a talent for coming undone at the taste of human blood. Kurohana the warrior has thighs that could crush worlds and a hunger that matches her blade. Dreina the healer has breasts so full and sensitive they make grown men weep (and one jealous Warlock scheme in the shadows).
Together with a mushroom prophesied to save everything, a mug with seven snack pouches, and a supporting cast of glorious weirdos, they chase five sacred gems across England-from Whitby's haunted cliffs to Vegas gyms where abs are worshipped and fruit yells prices.
Expect:

• Moon-powered orgasms that make armpits and navels erogenous zones
• Cliff-edge lovemaking while werewolves and mermen watch from the shadows
• Piggy cakes, chick cakes, and flapjacks that lead to more than sugar highs
• A prophecy that's equal parts epic and ridiculous-and heroes who flirt, fight, and sleep their way to victory

This is not your grandma's fantasy.
This is the steamy, silly, unapologetically horny adventure where the end of the world comes with icing on top.
Grab a snack. Things are about to get deliciously weird.
Look out for book two ... The Trinity Witches Vs The WorldEnder

Please note this version is the readers edition with less illustrations

Author: Pip Quillwright
ISBN-13: 9798246207161
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 01/30/2026
Pages: 426
Format: Paperback
Weight: 1.25lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.87d