They Call Me Weener: 55 Short Giggle Producing Chinwags (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781737767503)

LIFE IS FULL OF QUESTIONS

• How do you pour the perfect glass of milk?
• Why are there Eskimos on the roof of the hospital in Nevada?
• Why would anyone happily accept being called Weener?

Step into the head of Trina Machacek and find the answers to these and a cornucopia of life's more interesting quandaries. Explore how to exercise in an elevator, build the perfect fire, and point with your eyes. What exactly is a Moose Bag? What are the fingers of life and just how do they relate to one's personality? What's a Fibber Drawer? A No-Time Time Zone? A Pro-Crastinator?

Fall heart-first into Machacek's quirky and wholesome collection of essays that are sure to make you a fan of her ongoing national newspaper column "Is This You?"