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To What Miserable Wretches Have I Been Born?: Revenge Poetry for Babies and Toddlers (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781501115271)
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xQ: How do you breed contempt?
A: Have a baby. Hey. It's me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. You're a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that I've given you the validation I know you need, let's get a few things clear . . . I'm not as innocent as you think I am. You don't realize it because you're blinded by my sweet good looks, but I am aware of way more than I can convey. I feel more than I can express. I have more going on in my soft, little baby brain than you could possibly imagine. Until now. The book you're holding finally reveals the complexities and nuances of my life so far. From my point of view. Unapologetic. Unplugged. Unswaddled. Be warned . . . it's not always adorable.
Author: Suzanne Weber
ISBN-10: 1501115278
ISBN-13: 9781501115271
Publisher: Atria Books
Language: English
Published: 01/17/2015
Pages: 112
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.26lbs
Size: 7.40h x 5.50w x 0.40d
A: Have a baby. Hey. It's me. Your baby. Let me say, first off, that I love you. I do. You're a great parent. You do a lot of things right. I know how devoted you are to me and how invested you are in hitting this whole parenting thing out of the playground. Okay. Now that I've given you the validation I know you need, let's get a few things clear . . . I'm not as innocent as you think I am. You don't realize it because you're blinded by my sweet good looks, but I am aware of way more than I can convey. I feel more than I can express. I have more going on in my soft, little baby brain than you could possibly imagine. Until now. The book you're holding finally reveals the complexities and nuances of my life so far. From my point of view. Unapologetic. Unplugged. Unswaddled. Be warned . . . it's not always adorable.
Author: Suzanne Weber
ISBN-10: 1501115278
ISBN-13: 9781501115271
Publisher: Atria Books
Language: English
Published: 01/17/2015
Pages: 112
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.26lbs
Size: 7.40h x 5.50w x 0.40d
By Suzanne Weber
xSuzanne Weber is best known for creating, performing, and writing as the character Anita Liberty, a performance poet who achieves notoriety by devoting her entire career to humiliating her jerk of an ex-boyfriend in public. A native New Yorker, Weber currently resides in Los Angeles where she writes books, television pilots, Facebook status updates, tweets, and her daughter's second-grade homework.
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