Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780761185642)

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me?

Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.)

Includes:

• The theory of toddler evolution
• Mealtime (AKA Hell)
• Your unraveling life
• And how not to die inside

Author: Bunmi Laditan
ISBN-10: 076118564X
ISBN-13: 9780761185642
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Language: English
Published: 04/07/2015
Pages: 176
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.40lbs
Size: 6.90h x 5.20w x 0.50d