Toebirds & Woodlice (Hardcover) (ISBN-13: 9781739952396)

Calling all day-dreamers, doodlers, dabblers and noodlers. This collection of 83 zany poems is for people who spend at least 60% of the day in their heads.

Some of these poems have previously been published in literary magazines. Some of the literary magazines that didn't publish them may wish they had. Other literary magazines may be glad that they hadn't - ever - published any of the poems in this collection. Some of the poems in this collection wish they had been published by literally any of the literary magazines in which other poems in this collection were published.

Disclaimer: The poems in this collection may induce headaches, nausea or nosebleeds. If this is the case, then please consult the help of your nearest noodlehead, who will advise the relevant treatment.