Touched By His Noodly Appendage: A testament of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798341011465)

Perhaps you're a Pastafarian and didn't even know it!

Touched By His Noodly Appendage is a testament to the one true faith, revealing the glorious history of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his creation. Within these pages, you'll discover the truth about our universe, lovingly crafted from a cosmic beer volcano and guided by the whims of His Noodly Appendage.

This sacred text unveils:

• The creation of the Pastafarians, meatball-bodied beings destined to spread the Noodly word.

• The trials and tribulations of our journey from the Garden of Eden (with its Unlimited Breadstick Buffet) to the Promised Land (flowing with milk and BEER!).

• The wisdom of the Pirate Code, the true path to enlightenment.

• The miracles and teachings of Meatball Marinara, our Meatball Messiah, who boiled for our sins and rose again to guide us.

• The harrowing beer crisis and the miraculous discovery of Hoptopia, a planet of pure brewing bliss.

This is not a book for the faint of heart, nor for those who cling to the stale dogma of outdated creation myths. Touched By His Noodly Appendage is a call to embrace the absurdity of existence, to celebrate the simple joys of pasta and beer, and to join the growing community of Pastafarians who recognize the truth: Ramen.

Open your heart (and your stomach) to His Noodly goodness.