Trading My Bra For Freedom: How I Found Myself By Losing My Clothes (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798299388831)

Trading My Bra For Freedom: Naked Tales of Burritos, Volvo Farts, and Saying Goodbye to Flabby-Butt Boyfriends

Kristin is thirty-eight, a nudist at heart, and absolutely done pretending bras, small flabby butts, and squeaky balloon-animal farts belong in her life. From the suburbs outside Seattle to secret forest ponds, this Pacific Northwest heroine stumbles, strips, and belly-laughs her way through one outrageous misadventure after another.

Inside these hilariously unhinged pages, readers will discover:

• The day Tanya unleashed a fart in Kristin's Volvo that smelled like watermelon bacon flushed through a public toilet.

• Backyard brawls with Susan, the chaos agent friend who farts, spanks, and always wins arguments by sheer insanity.

• A doomed fling with Driver, a younger man whose zucchini-shaped manhood nearly derailed a barstool date with catastrophic burrito gas.

• Paul, the "nice guy" whose flat, flabby butt and tragic, whisper-soft farts proved once and for all that socks in bed are a red flag.

• And finally, Kristin's glorious, laugh-out-loud declaration that she is officially trading her bra for freedom.

Equal parts raunchy memoir, comedic survival guide, and nudist manifesto, Trading My Bra For Freedom is a chaotic ride through friendship fights, car farts, mosquito bites, burrito battles, and the unstoppable pursuit of living naked and unafraid... except now laughing.

Perfect for fans of humor that's equal parts hilarious and "dear God, did she really just say that?", this book will leave readers howling, gasping, and maybe even considering throwing their bras (and inhibitions) into the nearest pond.