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I used to scam people out of their life savings with a smile and a PowerPoint.
Now I respawn in a cave wearing a loincloth and a nameplate that says:
[Goroth the Mountain Menace - Tutorial Boss, Lv. 10]
Yeah. I got isekai'd as the big dumb troll at the end of the newbie dungeon.
My job description, according to the System:
I still have my brain-the conman instincts, the people-reading, the terrible sense of humor.
What I don't have is... speech. To players I'm just "GRUHH SMASH", while inside I'm screaming: "Kid, if you stand in the glowing red circle again, even I can't save you."
Then it gets worse: every time I flatten some shaky little healer or clueless warrior, the System slaps me with Guilt. Literal, mechanical, stat-based guilt.
And the first time I let a trembling newbie win?
Ding.
[You have guided a novice to their first victory.]
So now I'm secretly redesigning my own boss fight to coach beginners: nudging rocks into cover spots, stretching my wind-ups so they can dodge, "accidentally" exposing weak points...
All while pretending to be a terrifying monster so the dev-gods don't notice their punishment project is turning into a very confused guidance counselor.
I was condemned here to pay for a life built on broken trust.
Joke's on them.
I'm going to break the tutorial instead.
Perfect for readers who love LitRPG but don't want a math textbook, this story leans into character, comedy, and cozy feels instead of endless stat dumps-giving you an easy-to-read, heartwarming dungeon crawl told from the boss's point of view. If you enjoy isekai twists, found family, gentle redemption arcs, and MMO-style adventures where the biggest monster in the room is secretly rooting for the newbies, this series was built for you.
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