We Are NOT Moving. (Final Answer.): A Funny Picture Book About Moving to a New House New Home Gift for Kids Ages 4-8 (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798181056237)

"We are NOT moving. Final answer."

Margo has run her house for six glorious years - and she is not about to leave it. So when her parents announce they're MOVING, Margo does what any reasonable person would do.

She files a formal complaint.
She barricades the front door (with one yawning dog).
She starts a petition - and the goldfish signs.
She offers a bribe of four dollars, a button, and half a granola bar.

It does not work. The boxes come anyway.

But the new house is tall and yellow, with an extremely slidable banister, a kid next door who respects a clipboard, and a sunny spot the dog claims in about four seconds. Maybe - maybe - "acceptable" can turn into "home."

• A laugh-out-loud read-aloud for ages 4-8
• The perfect new-home & moving-day gift
• Deadpan, modern humor grown-ups will love too
• Reassuring without being preachy - comedy first, big feelings handled gently

Moving is hard when you're little. This funny, heartfelt story turns the chaos into a giggle - and reminds every kid that home is something you bring with you.

Book 1 in the Big Kid Problems series.

Author: Jem Maracle
ISBN-13: 9798181056237
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 06/11/2026
Pages: 36
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.24lbs
Size: 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.09d