We Want to See Your Dicks!: Just not right away, guys. (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9781986286961)

Dating has gone digital. As much as we try to avoid that reality, more and more people are making their love connections online. "Thanks for the add" has replaced pick-up lines and, "what's your number?" Dating sites and hook-up apps aren't the only avenue, as social media has made online dating more accessible. So, what happens when you get the add but can't seem to get any further? Perhaps the overwhelming assault of unwanted cock-shots in every woman's private messengers is making things a bit more complicated for decent guys like you. We know it's not your fault, but a girl has got to protect her virtue and her eyeballs. So, what's next? Send every attractive woman your best one-liner? If that doesn't work, maybe send her a "hey I've sent you three messages this month" reminder, ya know, in case she forgot? If you've gotten this far, searching Amazon for new-age dating literature; then you're going to have to admit a lot of your tactics aren't working. In Tiffany Jolene's first venture in self-help books for men, she uses the sum of the modern woman's experiences in online dating to set you up for a win. You're not unattractive, boring, or a total douche bag. Likewise, women are not man-eating, crotch jabbing, evil monsters trying to cut you down to size for shits and giggles. Women have become defensive in our dealings with the riff raff we encounter and the dicks we don't want to see. We do want to see your dicks, just not right away, dude. As a failsafe, we have adapted responses to a collection of "keyword" "red-flags" that we immediately ignore. Not only are your first attempts at making contact kinda dry, but they're also repetitive and unoriginal. I'm sure there's a great guy on the other end of some of those messages, but it's just not worth the risk or the waste of time. Like seriously guys, if dicks were on the other end of most of your messages, you'd avoid them too. So how are you supposed to get through the insane booby-traps of our fickle first assumptions? You have to stand out. This isn't a guide to properly setting up your Tinder profile, good luck with that by the way. This is about connecting with women who aren't setting up their personal social media platforms with the intent of finding a man. In order to stand out, and convince a woman to at least open your messages without blocking you first, you must have authentic confidence. Unlike 'I know what women like so I'm going to do that' confidence, this has more to do with what you think of yourself, in terms of what makes you valuable and unique. We love men, and we love sex. There are women out there who want to hear from you. So, before you are handed the Minecraft cheat-code into a woman's inbox, we'll discover what it means to have true confidence. Not the confidence that other men use to puff their chests out and peacock around each other at the gym. You are going to discover the confidence that women can smell a mile away. So, before you whip your dicks out, put your phone away, and open up a whole new playbook that will ensure you a win, the next time you shoot your shot.

Author: Tiffany Jolene
ISBN-10: 1986286967
ISBN-13: 9781986286961
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Language: English
Published: 03/30/2018
Pages: 226
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.68lbs
Size: 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.48d