Why Your Life Sucks, Spiritually: Humor to Save Your Soul (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9798847193474)

A collection of spiritual humor pieces, this is a guide to your existential crisis. Enjoy the cynicism and insights that this book provides. This book is for you if you practice some level of spirituality and you have retained your sense of humor about being human.

Have you wondered why you keep seeing the number 11 everywhere? Do you see very little difference between the experience of being human and a puppet show? Are you aware that in this level of consciousness that we call waking life, eating a sandwich is just about the most transcendental thing you can do? The universe lights up when we laugh and see the irony in our situations. We're here to rise above it all by embracing love and humor.

In the first part of this book, Metaphysical Malarkey, you'll find a collection of writings about reality and what it all means. In the second part, Sarcasm and Silliness, wit and dark humor help you see spiritual life for what it really is. Finally, in part three, Consciousness Is Corny, the nature of consciousness is explored with regard to what it means to be human.

A range of topics is covered in this book including the purpose of human life, twin flames, the soul's journey, and meditation.

Chapters:

Introduction: The Universe Wants Us to Laugh

Part 1: Metaphysical Malarkey
Welcome to Soul University
Same Shit, Different Life
I Wish I Was Dead, But Not in a Bad Way
No, You Didn't Manifest Your House
You Exist but You Aren't Real
How to Totally Lose Touch with Reality

Part 2: Sarcasm and Silliness
You Are a Soul Having a Sandwich Experience
Enlightenment Is Too Hard
Seeing Synchronicities? Do Nothing
Signs That the Universe Wants You to Eat a Sandwich
Will These Spirits Please Just Tell Me What They Want?
Twin Flames Must Be a Joke, Right?
Super Easy Spiritual Life Hacks
Secret Habits of Highly Spiritual People
I Don't Need Another White Feather
Thoughts of Spiritually Awakened People
How to Convincingly Pretend That You Enjoy Being Alive
Why Don't You Like My Jokes About Death?
'Toxic Positivity' Is an Oxymoron, You Moron

Part 3: Consciousness Is Corny
None of These Thoughts Are Even Mine!
Practice Mind-Emptiness, Not Mindfulness
Life Is a Puppet Show
Sandwiches Are the Best Part of Consciousness
The Irony of Searching Outside for What's Inside
Can I Get a Vacation From Spirituality?
Health Schmealth
Be a Dog in Your Next Life

Author: Emily Jennings
ISBN-10: 8847193478
ISBN-13: 9798847193474
Publisher: Independently Published
Language: English
Published: 06/14/2023
Pages: 166
Format: Paperback
Weight: 0.37lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.35d