Wild Thing (Paperback) (ISBN-13: 9780994830609)

• Broken to fulfil an immortal destiny, she was granted a second chance as a hitman for a Clan of immortals. They needed to create a Dragon. Her sanity was collateral damage.

• Endearing antiheroes, titillating dark fantasy warriors and a heartbreaking, magical tale of survival against insurmountable odds. This will be unlike anything you've ever read.

• She was an unapologetically feral hit woman for a Clan of immortals and sometimes just a girl in love with a boy destined to be her Handler. The only thing standing between them was cannibalism and intimacy-induced amnesia. What could go wrong?

• WILL THE TRIO SURVIVE IMMORTAL TESTING?

• It's a hard-knock afterlife. Take a trip into the metaphysical, spiritual world with these endearing dark fantasy antiheroes and titillating warriors

Sent into the wilderness by Clan Ankh's Oracle, Grey endears himself to the wild thing, and together with Arrianna, they form the next Testing Group. Trauma bonds them during intense training in hellscape scenarios, where they learn to quickly reboot their partially mortal brains after each demise to survive.

They must prove themselves worthy of immortality in a brutal, desperate race against time and other Clans by confronting treacherous challenges and facing their deepest fears head-on. Battle-hardened opposing Tri-Clan, hideous monsters, and treacherous landscapes add spine-tingling intensity to their thrilling tale!

• Endearing antiheroes, titillating dark fantasy warriors and a heartbreaking, magical tale of survival against insurmountable odds. This will be unlike anything you've read!

• COULD YOU SURVIVE?

No matter how far she ventured from this farm, she would always be the monster created within its walls of timber and shame. They would see what she really was. She was a murderer, a psychopath and a victim. She was all three of those things.

She slept a dreamless sleep free of Dragons for she had slain them once again.

You must be broken to be built in this universe, and by broken, I mean rocking in a corner demolished. It's about evolving your soul. There are stages to becoming truly immortal. Everyone is taking a phobia hit in this universe. Everybody. The most heartbreaking triggers are on these pages. I promise I'll lead you back out into the light. You'll be laughing in five minutes.

Don't order the wrong size for your COA Series Collection unless it's on purpose.
This is the 6 by 9, mess up your bookshelf collector's edition.
(I crack myself up. )
(It's written on the cover and circled in gold.)
It's bigger than the other books.
For matching COA Series books purchase 5.5 by 8.5.
You might need this one because it's fancy and hilarious.

Warning

The information contained within this book is not intended for mere mortals. Reading this may inadvertently trigger your Correction. If you show great bravery during your demise, you may be given a second chance at life by one of the Guardians of the In-between. For your soul's protection, you must join Tri-Clan. You are still reading this, aren't you? You've got this.

FALL DOWN THE RABBITHOLE.